I enjoy writing... and have found a love for sculpting, particularly with clay, painting, and drawing. I also enjoy certain video games which do not require amazing reflexes, and reading in what little spare time I seem to have lately.
Driving is no longer quite as terrifying as I feared it would be, despite my continuing tendency to get terribly, horribly lost.
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.
WOW GODDAMN THAT WAS PRECIOUS IT MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP A TABLE
These are the jokes I tell
i understand that’s your form of showing affection but i’m just not feeling it molls
tho i’m definitely smelling it
yeesh someone open a window
what is up with me i just
i don’t even want to write
i don’t want to write with people
like at all
i kind of just want to curl up around what little i’ve written on my own and hiss protectively when people get too close
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Rosetta Stone has a new language - Whale! Find out how you can learn to speak whale, right here.
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
welp just ordered a bikini and a sundress that has eyelets because they make me feel pretty hopefully that works
i haven’t actually enjoyed wearing dresses in such a long time it’s kind of ridiculous